John Smith started the day early having set his



alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.



While his

coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a

dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI-LANKA),



designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and

tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)



he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his

watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN)


to the

radio
(MADE IN INDIA)


he got in his

car

(MADE IN GERMANY)


filled it with

GAS

(from Saudi Arabia)

and continued his search

for a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day

checking his

Computer

(made in MALAYSIA),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his

sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL),


poured himself a glass of

wine

(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA),


and then wondered why he can't

find a good paying job


in AUSTRALIA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST


LEAD BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES