<span>After
an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on
nutrition and health:<span>

<span>1.
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.<span>

<span>2.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.<span>

<span>3.
Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.<span>

<span>4.
Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.<span>

<span>5.
Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.<span>

<span>CONCLUSION:<span>
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.