five surgeons r discussing who makes the best patients 2 operate on.
the first surgeon says, "i like 2 c accountants on my operating table, cuz when u open them up, everything is numbered.
the second surgeon responds, "yeah, but u should try electricians! everything inside them is color coded."
the third surgeon says, "no, i really think the file clerks r the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."the fourth surgeon chimes in, "u know, i like construction workers. those guys always understand when u have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than u said it would."
but the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "u r all wrong. lawyers r the easiest 2 operate on. there's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and ass r interchangeable."