A panda bear walks into a restaurant.
The waiter seats the panda bear and gives him a menu. The panda bear
orders a ton of food and then sits back happy. Later, the waiter comes over and brings him his bill.
The panda bear gets up and shoots the waiter with a gun.
As he's leaving the restaurant, the manager comes running after him and says, "I treated you well, fed you well, why did you shoot my waiter?
The panda bear says,
" Didn't you know that's what panda bears do?
The manager is dumbfounded and says "What are you talking about?"
The panda bear says,
" Go look up in an encyclopedia what panda bears do."
The manager gets an encyclopedia and looks up 'panda bears'. It says: Lives in Asia...eats shoots and leaves.