Unusual order

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, -

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"




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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.



Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.



Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.



Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .



What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.



Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
The butterfly stroke by the look of it sir.



Waiter, waiter, there's a bird in my soup.
That's all right, sir. It's bird'nest soup.