Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb???
None -- if a candle was good enough for Gramma it's good enough for me!

Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed!
Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"

Definition of Irish Diplomacy;
The Art of telling a man to go to hell, so that he actually looks forward to the
trip.

What's another name for Irish sunblock...?
A pub.

Carpe Nocturnum:
'We get more done after 2 a.m. then most people do all day'

Sign posted at an Artist Cooperative shop:
WARNING! Unattended children may be eaten by starving artists!

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.

A child's version of Easter: easter is when they crucified jesus, and put him
in a cave. three days later he rose again on easter sunday. when he came out
of the cave, he got scared by his shadow, went back in, and they had 3 more
months of winter!

The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He
raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at
him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."