If con is the opposite of pro.
What's the opposite of Congress?

**Interesting!

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A man is at a bus stop, Pikachu is in front of him and won't get on the bus. What does he do?

Poke-him-on! (Pokemon)

**I heard this today at a big conference... Not many understood it!

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Two men walk into a bar. What did the third do?

Duck!

**Thank my GF for that one!

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What do you call a man with no legs, no arms, and trying to swim?

Bob

**I heard this on Spring Break!

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Ilene

**I heard this on Spring Break!

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Where did the lioness keep her zebra legs?

You'll never find out, shes a lion!

**I made this one up. What do you think?