gogul: I haven't a clue what you're talking about.

playBunny: It's absolutely clear to me. We should not be eating the eggs of battery hens.

pgt:I think it's the answer to a riddle my father used to ask:

If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how far must a raindrop fall to split a shingle?

alanback: The answer is clearly 4 kgs.

grenv: I beg to differ. I have just used the online computing power capacity and the result it spat out was a gammon and a half.

Pedro Martínez: Now that's the one that made me laugh!

But, in fairness to the others, maybe they paved the way.

Pedro Martínez: I think we should leave gammon out of this in case the swine take offence.

pgt:That's no way to talk about a fellow BKer!