The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three
days.But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is
your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak
to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger,
who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that
evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back. As the
Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends
the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a voluptuous redhead, even more attractive than
the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You
are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What
is your last request."
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,
alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to
the
Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, theLone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last
time, I said
BRING POSSE!


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