Well, I don't know of any English jokes, but I'll translate one into English and see what'll happen:

A man sees his young friend on the street wearing black from tip to toe.  So he asks: "Oh, what's the matter?  Why are you wearing all black?"

He answers: "Ahh, nothing.  My father just died.  I'm coming back from the funeral."

"Then why are your pants torn?" his friend asks again.

"Well, poor dady, God rest his soul, wouldn't let us bury him."