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22. １１月 2003, 20:54:36

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件名: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find
out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate
operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half
your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be
Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on
the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead
of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient
replied, "No worries, mate!!"

23. １１月 2003, 03:09:58

LongJohn GZ

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件名: Re: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

LOL funny one
I have another one.

Q. Why did the English invent Cricket?

A. Just another sport that they can lose to against the Aussies.

23. １１月 2003, 13:49:06

BananaD

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件名: Re: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

Onya Gramps...Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi!
:))))))

23. １１月 2003, 23:41:49

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件名: Re: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

Ok ok, we'll give you the cricket! your pretty dam good at that! :)