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29. ３月 2007, 22:13:54

Fiona

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件名: 3 wishes

A woman is granted 3 wishes but there is one catch, her husband will get 10 times whatever she wishes for.
Her first wish is to be the most beautiful woman on earth, the genie says "you do realise that this will make your husban 10 times more attractive than you", "yes" she says "but i will be the most beautiful woman so he will only have eyes for me"

Her second wish is to be very rich, "you do realise your husband will be 10 times richer than you dont you" replies the genie, "yes" she says "but i will be rich too so he will still want me"

"what is your third wish" asks the genie,

"To have a mild heart attack" replies the woman

i sure feel sorry for her hubby now lol

25. ４月 2007, 07:14:37

Haridaspal

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件名: Re: 3 wishes

Fiona: Didn't the husband have a heart attack that was 10 times milder?

26. ４月 2007, 22:08:26

Fiona

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件名: Re: 3 wishes

Haridaspal: ahhh you have got me on that one - i will ask the person that sent it to me originally lol