Artful Dodger: I think it's now officially called Climate Change... the greedy capitalists cashing in on this scam are covering their butts. If it all goes south they can claim "Hey, the climate changes all the time! Yesterday it rained, but today it's just cloudy. Tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny and warm. See? We weren't lying about anything."

"By the way, want to buy a few carbon credits? They are going for rock bottom prices. Business has been slow, so we have a huge back log of them. We need to move them out to make room for more. Prices have never been this low, but this offer won't last long. So act now and put in your order today, before we go to prison for ripping you off."