... and what were the intended originals? (& no, you are NOT allowed to look up http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/index.php) :)

I've given the answer to no. 1:

1 fighting a liar (lighting a fire)

2 you Missed my History lecture

3 searched every Nook and Cranny

4 Battle ships and Cruisers

5 Cosy little Nook

6 a Crushing Blow

7 Conquering Kings their titles take
(announcing hymn in chapel)

8 Sons of Toil

9 let us drink to the Dear old Queen.

10 we'll have the flags hung out

11 you've wasted two terms

12 our loving shepherd

13 a half-farmed wish

14 is the dean busy?

15 six Crusty rolls

16 Hello, Watches of Switzerland

17 for god's sake take a shower

18 he has really bad manners

19 save the whales, man

20 he flew at the speed of light.

21 ooh look a pretty butter fly

22 i love pop corn

23 oh no! not a flat battery

24 would you like a hazel nut?

25 see ya, eye ball ?????

26 my lips are chapped
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Now, can you recall/make up any?