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11. Maio 2005, 22:47:40
danoschek 
Assunto: dangerous hackers at irc
Modificado por danoschek (11. Maio 2005, 23:23:58)
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* silverbullet (~java@usirc-a97f9137.ns2.intrex.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* silverbullet (~java@usirc-intx-194-0-27.ns2.intrex.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<silverbullet> y do u kick me
<silverbullet> can't you discus normally
<silverbullet> answer!
<statue-sweller> we didn't kick you
<statue-sweller> you had a ping timeout:
* silverbullet (~java@usirc-a97f9137.ns2.intrex.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<silverbullet> what ping man
<silverbullet> the timing of my pc is right
<silverbullet> i even have dst
<silverbullet> you banned me
<silverbullet> amit it you son of a silverbullet
<PitPitPooh> LOL
<PitPitPooh> **** you're stupid, DST^^
<silverbullet> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<silverbullet> for two weaks already
<silverbullet> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<statue-sweller> You're a real computer expert
<silverbullet> shut up i hack you
<statue-sweller> ok, I'll be quiet, hope you don't show us what a good a hacker you are ^^
<silverbullet> tell me your network number man then your dead
<statue-sweller> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<statue-sweller> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<statue-sweller> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for your great attack
<silverbullet> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<statue-sweller> Now I'm frightened
<silverbullet> shut up you'll be gone
<silverbullet> i have a program where i enter your ip and your dead
<silverbullet> say goodbye
<statue-sweller> to whom ?
<silverbullet> to you man
<silverbullet> buy buy
<statue-sweller> I'm shivering thinking about such great haXX0rs like you
* silverbullet (~java@usirc-intx-194-0-27.ns2.intrex.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: silverbullet entered his own
IP-Adress into his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC.
Undeterred, two minutes later he returned.

* silverbullet (~java@usirc-b5cd558e.ns2.intrex.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<silverbullet> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<cloudymoon> lol
<statue-sweller> silverbullet: Then try hacking me again...
I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<silverbullet> you're so stupid man
<silverbullet> say buy buy
<cloudymoon> ah, back off
<silverbullet> buy buy statue-sweller
* silverbullet (~java@usirc-b5cd558e.ns2.intrex.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave
of attack. Being a 133t hacker, who usually cracks whole
data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* silverbullet (~java@usirc-9ff3c180.ns2.intrex.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<silverbullet> statue-sweller you son of a silverbullet
<cloudymoon> silverbullet how old are you?
<statue-sweller> What's up silverbullet ?
<silverbullet> you have a frie wal
<silverbullet> fire wall
<statue-sweller> maybe, i don't know
<silverbullet> i'm 37
<cloudymoon> such behaviour with 37?
<statue-sweller> how did you find out that I have a firewall ?
<cloudymoon> tststs this is not very nice missy
<silverbullet> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<silverbullet> be a man turn that **** off
<statue-sweller> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<silverbullet> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<cloudymoon> are you hacking yourselves?
<statue-sweller> yes silverbullet is trying to hack me
<cloudymoon> he silverbullet if you're a hacker you have
to get around a firewall even i can do that
<silverbullet> yes man i hack the statue-sweller but the sucker has a fire wall the
<cloudymoon> what firewall do you have?
<silverbullet> like a girl
<cloudymoon> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<Puzzle Joe> silverbullet give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<silverbullet> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus ****er
<statue-sweller> Noo
<cloudymoon> he silverbullet why turn it off, you should turn it off
<silverbullet> your afraid
<silverbullet> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<silverbullet> statue-sweller turn off your **** wall!
<cloudymoon> i wanted to say something about this, do you know
the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's
an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<silverbullet> shut up
<cloudymoon> lol
<silverbullet> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<silverbullet> and you suckers think you're cool and don't
dare going into the internet without a fire wall

statue-sweller doesn't have a firewall at all,
only his router, but he lies and eggs him on.

<statue-sweller> silverbullet, a collegue showed me how
to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<cloudymoon> silverbullet can't hack
<JerryMo> nice play on words ^^
<silverbullet> wort man
<statue-sweller> silverbullet: I'm still waiting for your attack !
<cloudymoon> how many times again he is no hacker
<silverbullet> man do you want a virus
<silverbullet> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<cloudymoon> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know
how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<statue-sweller> 127.0.0.1
<statue-sweller> it's easy
<silverbullet> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<silverbullet> and are the first files being deleted
<statue-sweller> mom...
<statue-sweller> i'll take a look
<silverbullet> don't need to rescue you can't son of a silverbullet
<statue-sweller> that's bad
<silverbullet> statue-sweller you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<statue-sweller> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<silverbullet> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
<silverbullet> tupac rules
<silverbullet> statue-sweller you son of a silverbullet your f: is gone and e: too
<silverbullet> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<Puzzle Joe> why doesn't cloudy say anything
<statue-sweller> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<JerryMo> ^^
<silverbullet> your d: is gone
<Puzzle Joe> go on silverbullet
<silverbullet> statue-sweller man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<silverbullet> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* silverbullet (~java@usirc-9ff3c180.ns2.intrex.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

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