So this guy wakes up one morning and he sees a gorilla in the tree in his yard. He doesn't know what to do about this so he looks through the phonebook and lo-and-behold there is a gorilla removal service listed. He dials the number and a gruff sounding guy answers. The man explains his situation and the gorilla remover on the phone asks "Can you tell if the gorilla is a boy or a girl". The man looks out the window and then replies "looks like its a boy". "Great", the guy on the phone says, "I'll be over in 15 minutes".

The gorilla remover arrives and is unpacking his truck. He takes out a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a chihuahua and a shotgun. The customer says "What's this gear for?". The remover says "well, I'm climb that tree and beat the gorilla with this stick. He's gonna hit the ground and be stunned and that's when I need you to run over and throw these handcuffs on him. Next this trained chihuahua here is gonna bite the gorilla's balls and then we've got him." "okay I think I got all that but what's the shotgun for?" the customer asks. "Well" the remover says, "if the gorilla knocks me out of the tree first, you shoot that chihuahua".