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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)
Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
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21. Julho 2005, 00:43:17
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end! He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there!
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled
Jim out and brought him to his room.
When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital
because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.
She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad
news", The good news is that you're being discharged because you
responded so rationally to a crisis! By jumping in the pool to save
the life of another patient, you displayed sound mindedness. The
bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
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