"You said to get out of the cabin before the 'Witch' comes!" "Oh, replied the lion, "I only said that to get you moving, why everyone is afraid of witches!" "There aren't any witches here that I know of now, But it is those Butter and Jam men that we fear. Why, they're worse than those flying wretched monkeys the witch left behind when Dorothy melted her!" "How can they be so terrible?" "They're tiny forms of nothing!" "They're made out of nothing but imaginations of butter & jam! The whole thing's Ridiculous!" exploded Mark.

"I wish those tiny forms of Jam & Butter men were only imagined, began the Tinman, but they are very real & very dangerous." "How so?" Mark asked. "Have you heard of Nanotechnology ? asked the lion. Mark remembered Michael Crichton's book 'Prey', "You mean they've been genetically engineered with intelligence?" "Yes, answered the lion, the butter & jam that you purchased was 0 cholesterol & 0 fat, right?" "Yes, answered Mark, it was a new brand." "That brand was manufactured full of nanorobots designed to rid your body of fats & disease at a modular level, but unfortunately these protein-designed molecules have self-reproduced & can self assemble into any form. They change forms & they are quick as lightning because of their catalyst reactions!" "When it mixed with the food products, the nano robots mass-produced & have taken over the Kingdom of Oz."

the butter and jam men began to climb atop each other, forming a larg mass of butter and jam. growing larger and larger. it was all purple and yellow. " if only there was nano bread" exclaimed the lion.

just then a brown cloud appered above them. swirling around into different shapes as it descended on the yellow and purple mass of butter and jam men. a kind of arm formed from them as if to ward off the amorphous cloud. but to no avail. it enveloped the mass completly and began to solidify. " what is going on?" wondered the tinman.

as the cloud grew solid, it began to flatten out, moving lower on to the ground, until at last it was comlpetely flat with the butter and jammen crushed beneath. the lion gathered all his courage and approached. " look at this" he said. " the cloud has become bread. we have here the biggest butter and jam sandwich in the world."

ANd then Mark saw a witch appear...a sandwich with extra mayo...two flaps of bacon hanging from her body like limp appendages...she was riding a bottle of HP sauce and had a voice like Angela Lansbury crossed with an old truck driver with a 2 pack a day habit.....and with a gross motion of her hand she flung grease at the lion who had run for the nearest wardrobe....